*This is a rundown of the activities that were featured in episode 701, episode 701, including all answers to any questions or puzzles.*

Starts at around 1:18:45 in download. The cast is each given a piece of paper with something they have to write a response to, and they had to try and write a response that the audience would like the most.

**Question #1:**

The worst theme for a new video game.

- Detroit
- Adulthood - AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #2:**

The worst name for a new Pawpet character.

- Meat
- Mutt - AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #3:**

The worst thing you can find in your chalupa.

- A fingernail
- Semen -AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #4:**

An item on every pervert's grocery list.

- Cucumbers and whole chicken
- Cucumbers and mayo - AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #5:**

A good catchphrase to yell every time you're finished pooping.

- “Ain't No Mountain High Enough”
- “Wilson!” - AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #6:**

The name of a children's book written by someone who hates children.

- “Why Your Parents Don't Love You” - AUDIENCE PICK
- “Fox in Socks” by Dr. Seuss

**Question #7:**

What is that smell?

- Yappy - AUDIENCE PICK
- Yappy farted

**Question #8:**

What they really found in King Tut's tomb.

- Sand
- An illegally purchased copy of “Bolt” - AUDIENCE PICK

**Question #9:**

The best use for a leftover meatball.

- Bandit - AUDIENCE PICK
- On top of spaghetti

**Final Question:**

The item in Batman's utility belt that he keeps a secret.

- A condom
- A Fleshlight - AUDIENCE PICK

**Results:**

Poink: 4 points - **WINNER**

Avery: 3 points

Mutt: 2 points

Star: 2 points

Starts immediately after Quiplash in the download. Mutt played a Cards Against Humanity-style game with the channel.

What is the next Happy Meal toy?

- Star's favorite: Sakana_Katana
- Mutt's favorite: 50 Shades of Ronald
- Poink's favorite: restraining order

It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ________.

TSA guidelines now prohibit ________ on airplanes.

Starts at around 3:05:14 in the download. The guest for the night's show goes up against Kuddlepup to participate in a game show with viewer-submitted questions. The answers are always numbers, and whoever is the closest scores a point.

**Question #1:**

What is the running time of *Zootopia*? (submitted by Cirrus)

- Avery's answer: 80 minutes
- KP's answer: 142 minutes
- Correct answer: 108 minutes

**Question #2:**

How many unique species are depicted in *Zootopia*? (submitted by Sakana_Katana)

- Avery's answer: 33
- KP's answer: 65
- Correct answer: 64

**Question #3:**

There have been many adaptations based on *Journey to the West* (a.k.a. *The Monkey King*). The first animated film based on it was made in China in what year? (submitted by Ogg)

- Avery's answer: 1968
- KP's answer: 1962
- Correct answer: 1941

**Question #4:**

Number of states in Australia? (submitted by Zorro)

- Avery's answer: 9
- KP's answer: 6
- Correct answer: 6

**Question #5:**

How many years did the Han Dynasty last? (submitted by Slaevek)

- Avery's answer: 98
- KP's answer: 94
- Correct answer: 426

**Question #6:**

How many Pokemon are there as of 2016? (submitted by Donovan)

- Avery's answer: 520
- KP's answer: 1,240
- Correct answer: 721

**Question #7:**

What is the weight of an Oscar statuette? (submitted by Foxtrot)

- Avery's answer: 4 lbs
- KP's answer: 4.2 lbs
- Correct answer: 8.5 lbs

**Question #8:**

In feet per second, what is the speed of sound in stainless steel? (submitted by Conqure)

- Avery's answer: 1200
- KP's answer: 880
- Correct answer: 19,107

**Question #9:**

How much did *Deadpool* make in its opening weekend domestically? (submitted by Kaster)

- Avery's answer: $330 million
- KP's answer: $174 million
- Correct answer: $132 million

**Final Question:**

How many episodes were there in the BBC run of *Around the World with Willy Fog*? (submitted by Shane_Graytail)

- Avery's answer: 18
- KP's answer: 12
- Correct answer: 26

Since this week's game ended in a tie after the usual 10 questions, a Tiebreaker Round of three questions was held.

**Question #1:**

How many muscles does a cat have in each ear? (submitted by Woyro)

- Avery's answer: 24
- KP's answer: 26
- Correct answer: 32

**Question #2:**

The winningest driver in the NASCAR Spirit Cup Series is Richard Petty. How many wins does he have? (submitted by KidCrash)

- Avery's answer: 60
- KP's answer: 14
- Correct answer: 200

**Question #3:**

How old was (the actor who played) *Father Ted* when he died this week? (submitted by Omadaun; discounted)

- Avery's answer: 68
- KP's answer: 81
- Correct answer: 77

**Question #3 (re-try):**

What year marked the debut of the Pillsbury Doughboy? (submitted by CCritt)

- Avery's answer: 1928
- KP's answer: 1937
- Correct answer: 1965

**Results:**

KP: 7 points - **WINNER**

Avery: 6 points