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Episode: 146

Airdate: Nov 03, 2002  [Download] [Artjams and other files ]

I'm a Puppet: The 'Director's Cut'

Cast

Staff

Guests

  • FIXME? Who
  • “Betty”

Show Highlights

  • The show starts with the old credits, for the last time, because of the upcoming revamp. Mutt also mentions the stage sign is going that night and it is suggested it be sold on Ebay.
  • An incoming computer-generated campaign phonecall is played on the air, leading Mutt and Poink to vacate the stage quickly as the topic gets “racy”.
  • The topic of last week's show (Episode 145 - The Sinkhole Show) finally comes up just as Todd appears onstage. Mutt agrees that it was 'naughty', Poink says that most people got it and any talk of them being banned from AC is ridiculous to which everyone else agrees. Mutt then says it was the best piece of performance they'd ever done and congratulated everyone involved and everyone watching who enjoyed it.
  • Poink appears with new white eyes with small black pupils, causing Todd to claim “His eyes are all weird.”
  • Mutt tells a story of when he first saw The Blair Witch Project and believed it was real, which concluded with him giving a standing ovation to his TV.
  • FIXME Pep? starts singing “I Love You” from Barney which morphs into a variation of “Knick Knack Paddy Whack” involving the lyric “Come here Poink and dip me.” to which Todd goes “What? You want Poink to what?”.
  • Mutt tells of other ideas they had for last week including a giant meteor and a scrolling disclaimer that would appear every half hour
  • Todd thinks Ezra might need a refurb and the Ezra is thrown over the stage and hits him. Ezra then appears to help decide an Art Jam topic, and decides he either needs a new pair of glasses or to have his fur 'primped'.
  • Possible art jam topic: Flogging a dead donkey. Poink says the show doesn't do whips.
  • Instead of refurbing, Rummage suggests everybody jump into the bathtub together.
  • Mutt suggests that later they should perform an alternate ending for last week's show (the 'director's cut'). Someone on chat says they want to see the house collapse. Ezra doesn't think Yappy Fox will like that.
  • Rasvar pushes a button and the audience (and cast) goes deaf of feedback.
  • Prick the porcupine gets his name
  • Jar Jar gets a helmet and then bombarded with toys, Bacon, a pumpkin, magic 8-balls, another Jar Jar and almost the stage at one point, introducing the song “You dropped a bomb on me” which includes creepy close-ups of him.
  • The channel is asked to guess Poink's purity test score.
  • NonsanityCat has sent something in for Spits or Swallows that looks suspiciously like urine…
  • Spits or Swallows: Cans of 'Whoop Ass'
  • Cuddles and Nonsanity take the Beverly challenge, followed by Herbie who also doesn't make it through
  • Movie talk: Spiderman (during which Mutt keeps dozing off) - Rasvar predicts a sequal and Mutt would like to see Doc Oc in it… talk about foreshadowing
  • A discussion about the origin of Poink's name ends with him going “Would you rather have Penis the Ferret?” and everybody at once going “NO!”
  • Some “nice” camera work shows the stage from interesting angles.
  • Herbie and Ezra talk about their experiences with Toxic Audio
  • Poink reads some of the questions from the purity test to the audience
  • Nair calls in and gives us the word of the week: “Tenebrous”
  • Pink Flamingo Challenge
  • The first Art Jam appears on screen upside down - causing the cast to wonder if Rasvar purchased hie equipment in Australia.
  • Poink is cought with Bambi (making out and outright making it) and refuses to reveal what his 'dual action' is.
  • The end of the show features an alternate ending to the Sinkhole show. The alternate endig has a constant disclaimer running across the screen and JackRabbit holds up a “THIS IS FAKE” sign.
  • Alternate ending #1: Spits or Swallows is poisonous - Herbie dies on camera, JackRabbit dies too and Kuddlepup dies backstage.
  • Alternate ending #2: Yappy poots everybody to death - not all too far from the truth
  • Alternate ending #3: Seal explodes
  • Alternate ending #4: Java comes alive and kills everybody - which lacks the disclaimer again!
  • The cast ponders singing the goodbye song… but doesn't… to the benefit of all our ears.

Art Jam topic(s)/Caption Picture description

  • Art Jam: Pawpets on Vacation
  • Caption Picture: Sleeping cat hugging empty beer bottle, a pack of cigarettes next to it and one in the mouth

Videos shown

  • Pawpet Music Video: Stop Crying Your Heart Out - Pawpets NorthEast
  • Scooby Doo appearance
  • Pawpet Music Video: How you remind me - Pawpets NorthEast
  • Pawpet Music Video: New Age Girl - Pawpets West
  • Pawpet Music Video: Jane is a Nazi - Bad Cheese Studio
  • Pawpets West - Song about Godzilla?

"Last Words" (and Actions)

  • Mutt: “Excellent. Alright, hey wait to go guys. But you know what? Um, now before all the other TV shows go on their season break, don’t they leave with some kind of a cliffhanger?”
  • Ezra: “Well, it couldn’t get any worse.”
  • Crappy (appears behind Mutt) “Hi Uncle Mutt! I'm Crappy Poo!”
  • Poink: “ARGH!”