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Episode: 709

Airdate: May 08, 2016  [Download] [Artjams and other files ]

Two Bears for the Price of One!

Cast

Staff

Show Highlights

  • Mutt plays around with a ViewMaster that Poink got
  • Poink shows up with a red nose on, in observance of the forthcoming Red Nose Day…
  • …which results in the rest of the cast trying on red noses… and the nose doesn't fit Bronson Van Der Bear!
  • Movie talk: Ghostbusters, Angry Birds
  • The cast talks about KFC's decision to release flavored nail polish
  • The cast plays the Pawpet Match Game
  • The Pocket Ducks introduces a bear puppet to be auctioned off at the end of the show
  • The bear answers a few questions from IRC
  • Mutt talks about a TMNT porn parody he saw
  • Bronson Van Der Bear plays “Which Came First?” with the cast
  • Movie talk, continued: Ratchet and Clank
  • Subservient Pantomime Bear

Videos shown

  • Ghostbusters (2016) trailer
  • The Angry Birds Movie international trailer
  • Star Wars Rogue One Lego trailer
  • KFC nail polish commercials
  • KFC nail polish demo
  • Storm Troopers on Britain's Got Talent
  • McDonalds Bears
  • Charmin commercials
  • Charmin's Time Square Bathroom Dance!
  • The Charmin Bears Show Ep 1 (skipped over at some parts)
  • Girl gets hair pulled off when challenging rotating corn
  • Aftermath of the Corn on the Driller Challenge Fail
  • King of Horns, Nathan Airchime M5
  • Nathan Airchime Horns Honk with K5LA's, KSH, KSHL, KSLLA, PS, and More!
  • Big air for a big horn
  • Train Horn Prank
  • Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine
  • SFM Garry's Mod videos
  • Music video - “Want You Back in My Life”
  • Kubo and the Two Strings trailer
  • Undertale animation (gong'd)
  • Bucktown Tiger - “Try Everything”
  • FIXME Australian video @ 1:22:01 (sped up near the end)
  • Wildcat thank-you video
  • Dangerous train route videos
  • Toilets in China What to Expect - China Uncensored
  • Fart FAIL Compilation 2016
  • TMNT porn parody - 10-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Hydraulic press - gummy bears
  • Hydraulic press - dildo
  • Giant Star Wars LEGO Super Star Destroyer Shattered at 1000 fps - Battle Damage

Activities

Pawpet Match Game

Starts at around 1:32:34 in the download.

Question 1:
There's a new soap opera starring Yappy Fox called “The Young and the Sexless”.

Question 2:
King Arthur said “I better start looking for a new job - my dragon just farted on King Arthur.”

Question 3:
Brenda said to her son, “It's not true that I wanted a daughter instead of you. Now shut up and put on your tu-tu.”

Question 4:
Did you hear that Weird Willy was thrown out of the department store? They caught him fucking the mannequins.

Question 5:
Dr. Frankenstein said, “My new monster walks funny, because when I sent Igor to get a pair of legs, that idiot brought back a pair of legs from a cow.”

Question 6:
When the airline pilot died, his soul went to heaven, but his luggage was diverted to New Jersey.

Which Came First?

Starts at around 2:57:20 in the download.

Question 1:
Clairol hair color: 1931
Prell shampoo: 1947

Question 2:
Colgate: 1873
Listerine: 1879

Question 3:
Saran wrap: 1949
Reynolds wrap: 1947

Question 4:
Bisquick: 1930
Mrs. Butterworth's: 1961

Question 5:
Cap'n Crunch: 1963
Trix: 1954

Question 6:
Skippy peanut butter: 1933
Welch's grape jelly: 1923

Question 7:
Mr. Clean: 1958
Pine-Sol: 1929

Question 8:
Maxwell House: 1886
Lipton tea: 1890
NOTE: the answer to this question was disputed in channel.

Question 9:
Hormel chili: 1936
Dinty Moore: 1935

Question 10:
Raid: 1956
Black Flag: 1883

Question 11:
Rayovac: 1906
Duracell: 1964

Question 12:
Ritz: 1934
Triscuit: 1903

Question 13:
Luvs: 1976
Huggies: 1978

Question 14:
Charmin: 1928
Cottonelle: 1972

Question 15:
Right Guard: 1961
Secret: 1956

"Last Words" (and Actions)

  • Mutt hangs himself